System Administrator Emergency Standby Breakfast Protocol (SAESBP)


  • Two eggs
  • Cream
  • Pancetta
  • Ciabatta
  • Mushrooms
  • Salt, Pepper
  • Coffee
  • Milk
  • Position of Obeisance
  • Ego soother


  1. Slice the mushroom, and fry in a little oil.
  2. Get the coffee going, whilst heating the milk. This is important.
  3. Put a lot of pancetta into another frying pan, and fry it until the fat is starting to become transparent.
  4. Put a couple of slices of ciabatta in your toaster.
  5. Whilst the pancetta is frying, break the two eggs into a bowl, whisk in some cream and salt. Whisk it some more.
  6. (When the pancetta is ready|When you can’t wait any more), pour the egg mixture and scramble the eggs into your pancetta with a spudger until it’s done.
  7. Ciabatta onto plate. Eggs and pancetta onto ciabatta, Mushrooms on side.
  8. Salt, pepper as required.
  9. Deliver to System Administrator, who will defend you against the dark in your hour of need, and deliver you from the temptations of the internet.
  10. Whilst the System Administrator is masticating and ingesting, assume the Position of Obeisance and sooth his ego: he will be fixing your broken RAID imminently.

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